A charming love letter to silent movies created by composer Leroy Anderson (of “Sleigh Ride” and “Blue Tango” fame), drama critic Walter Kerr, who also directed, and his wife Jean Kerr, Goldilocks had a short but memorable run on Broadway after it opened October 11, 1958, at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre. Dealing with an acid-tongued actress, played by Elaine Stritch, and a movie mogul infatuated with his own importance, portrayed by Don Ameche, the musical followed their love-hate relationship during the shooting of a film, which naturally led to a happy ending by the final curtain. Agnes de Mille added her own touch to such pseudo period dance numbers as “The Town Maxixe” and “The Pussy Foot,” but in spite of yielding a memorable song in “I Never Know When,” the show didn’t ignite at the box office and closed after 20 weeks.
First LP release: October 27, 1958
The action takes place in 1913 on stage in New York, in Maggie's dressing room, Max's lot, the Fat Cat roof garden, Huckleberry Island, a rest home, Bessie's barn, the ballroom at George's town house, and Egypt-on-the-Hudson.
Act I
It is 1913, and the finale of the last New York performance of the musical comedy Lazy Moon is in progress - Lazy Moon. The show is moving on to Chicago, but its leading lady, Maggie Harris, will not be travelling with it. Maggie has decided to give up the theater for marriage to millionaire George Randolph Brown; she declares that she has no regrets about leaving the world of drafty dressing rooms - Give The Little Lady. Enter film producer/director Max Grady, who punctures Maggie's euphoria by reminding her that she's under contract to begin shooting Frontier Woman for him tomorrow morning. When Max threatens a lawsuit, Maggie reluctantly agrees to honor the contract. George arrives backstage, and Maggie expresses doubts about her ability to please the blue bloods of George's family. He silences her qualms - Save A Kiss.
At the vacant New York City lot that is Max Grady's studio, Maggie endures Max's insults and begins to shoot the film. Max, tired of directing ten-minute quickies, has secretly been using the profits from his films to purchase (then hide) the elaborate scenery he intends to use in a long-planned, full-length Egyptian spectacle. Max tells Maggie that he believes she is drawn to his magnetism. Maggie counters by offering her own analysis of the situation - No One'll Ever Love You.
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Shooting concludes on the picture. But Max, without funds to hire a new leading lady for his next film, tricks Maggie into staying on the lot to shoot "flashback" sequences for Frontier Woman, in reality sequences which will constitute his next picture. Maggie protests, but George says she must do the honorable thing and stay on. Maggie wistfully confides in an actor in a bear suit, her co-star in the "flashbacks" - Who's Been Sitting In My Chair? When Max makes advances to Maggie, she calls him "a common, on-the-make hustler." Max is stung, but also challenged - There Never Was A Woman.
At the Fat Cat, a downtown roof garden jazz spot, Lois, a studio hanger-on attracted to Max, entertains - The Pussy Foot. Max confesses to Maggie that he tricked her into staying and that he is attracted to her. When he tells her that he owes the studio thousands of dollars for the scenery he's been purchasing, she volunteers to stay on and shoot a pirate picture to help Max stall the studio.
While shooting the new picture on Huckleberry Island, Maggie admits to Max that she reciprocates his feelings. But when she learns that George has been summoned by Max's studio cohorts, Bessie and Pete, to supply the money Max owes the studio, Maggie, believing that Max wooed her only for the money, storms out. She is forcibly brought back to finish the pirate film, and George, attempting to rescue her, is injured in the ensuing melee.
Act II
In a hospital room on the mainland, Lois comforts the injured George. She tells him that she never seems to be able to find the sheiks and princes she always dreamed would carry her off - Lady In Waiting.
Maggie appears, and, when George defends Max's motives, Maggie is outraged - The Beast In You. George presents Maggie with a portfolio as a wedding gift: He has bought her movie, and thus Max now works for Maggie. Maggie runs off to find Max, and George, left alone, ponders Maggie's feelings for him - Shall I Take My Heart And Go?
At Bessie's barn on the Hudson, Max and his cohorts load the Egyptian scenery on a truck and prepare to skip town with it to California. Bessie suggests that Max's feelings for Maggie are serious, and he is upset - I Can't Be In Love. Maggie arrives and gloats, but, when Max makes an impassioned speech about the value of movies, Maggie lets Max keep what is now in effect her scenery. Max's friends are jubilant that they don't have to leave town after all and remind themselves how important they are to their boss - Bad Companions.
George throws a party at his town house following the wedding rehearsal. When Max arrives, he tells Maggie that he loves her and that she's only marrying George because "he happens to fit in with your idiot dream of yourself." Alone in the empty ballroom, Maggie acknowledges that she must face the truth about her feelings for George - I Never Know When.
At dawn on a chilly April 23, with the Egyptian sets in place, Max's long-dreamed-of epic is about to become a reality - Two Years In The Making. Shooting begins with a sacrificial pyramid dance and choral chant - Heart Of Stone. Lois, Max's new leading lady, quickly proves a disaster in the scenes. Maggie and George arrive, having decided to "send back an awful lot of salad bowls." A relieved Lois lets Maggie take her place in the picture, and this time George comforts Lois. But Maggie declares that only a sign from heaven would persuade her to marry Max.
Although it's April, snow begins to fall in what is supposed to be a scene of intense Egyptian heat. Maggie interprets this as the heavenly sign, and she and Max embrace as the curtain falls.
- Ken Mandelbaum
Maggie Harris: Elaine Stritch
George Randolph Brown: Russell Nype
Max Grady: Don Ameche
Lois Lee: Pat Stanley
Pete: Nathaniel Frey
Andy: Richard Armbruster
Max’s Assistants: Gene Varrone, Sam Greene
J.C.: Martin Wolfson
Bessie: Margaret Hamilton
Deputies: Del Anderson, Beau Tilden
Chauffeur: Samye Van
Singers: Jane Carlyle, Jeanne Grant, Josanne LaValle, Sadie McCollum, Rita Noble, Suzanne Stahl. John Carter, Ben Parrish, Rufus Smith.
Reviews for this Album
Review
While the show was uneven in tone it was funny and had a great leading lady in Elaine Stritch in her first major role. The cast recording proves how underrated this score really is.I just wish that some of Leroy Andersons' terrific dance music could have been included. I saw this show during its pre-bdway tryout in Philly as well as in New York. Enjoyed it both times.
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hsd the plesure to have ssen the show in philadelphia pre broadway. a real memory of many of the songs anth folks i associate it with many are now gone frank sauter doctor ben marshall
Review
This cast album is a hidden gem. A lovely, underrated score and magnificent delivery of the songs by an extremely talented cast. I wonder if the short run might have been caused by critics who for some reason held a grudge against Walter Kerr. Stritch's delivery of "Who's Been Sitting in My Chair" is perfection!